I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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