So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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