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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I wish my penis had an off switch

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• (949): View more from California

  Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old

  (503): View more from Oregon

  You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?

  (816): View more from Missouri

  i hope so.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.

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• (760): View more from California

  Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.

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• (714): View more from California

  Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.

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