is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.