I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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