ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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