apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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