i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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