It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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