sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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