The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you win again, gameday.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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