Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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