let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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