As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize