i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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