So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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