I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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