Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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