Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just blew my weed a kiss
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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