My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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