I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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