i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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