why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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