after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
