The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
The adults are the big ones right?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
