We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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