i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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