I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
