"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
