mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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