did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
And then he peed in my hair
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