I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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