at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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