p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW