All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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