remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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