I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
