where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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