Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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