Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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