I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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