Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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