It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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