You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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