He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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