He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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