ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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