just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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