Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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