just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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