is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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