The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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