you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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