he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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