i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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