the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I had to cum in my sink.
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