You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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