Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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