I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
kristin has been a bad kristin
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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