i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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