I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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